I love how Jonny is always laughing:
So, Jonny, how are you today?
How’s it going with your music?
Are you having an affair with Chris Martin?
Is Buckin’ real?
Are you okay?
Well, nice talking to you.
AKHGJNSJDKJF HE’S TOO CUTE WITH HIS LAUGH, I CAN’T.
(via moonplayer)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
ME: I’m leaving.
ME:…
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: Ok. I’m leaving…
ME: *reblog*
ME: *reblog*
ME: Bye.
ME: *reblog*
(Source : back-to-five, via dreamy-chloe)
